Crazy, Awesome, Style II.

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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(Source: bangcaster, via heyfunniest)

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via fuckyeahtrolol)

i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares

(Source: seuede, via fuckyeahtrolol)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
  • Me: *Doesn't party*
  • Me: *Doesn't drink*
  • Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
  • Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
  • Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
  • Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.

roll-like-a-buffalol:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via peetamellarkswife)